fun fact. one of the guys in my house threw away over $200 worth of my stuff and hes replacing it. win.
sometimes you get drunk and embarrass yourself but hey that’s life. and no you didn’t judge me but now i’m judging myself for even asking and that’s even worse cuz my thoughts are racing to erase this memory of what i didn’t do and what i should have done like not finish off that bottle of rum but hey we live and learn grieve and try to move on. hope i didn’t...
simplyadorkable-jae: grotesquelylovely: renistyle: andallthatcas: let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy has been with us our entire lives from all that to good burger to kenan and kel and now snl he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood god bless you kenan thompson
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
musicalityinthesmile: alexlulz: This is my favorite video EVER on tumblr now OMFG
dearloserchris: teejaypinetree: She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
nip/tuck has the worst theme song ever. literally ever.
I think you’re just may be perfect. You’re the person of my dreams.– P!NK - The truth about love (via me-gustan-galletas-yum)
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
some times I’m too awkward for words
did you tell me you loved me the other day or did i dream that?
it never made sense why some of the popular kids were popular. no one ever liked them anyway
Universe WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Quit playing with my feelings bro. It’s not cool. Not cool at all. Just let me see him when I go home ok? Ok. thank you
Call You Out
blahchrisxd: How can you act like you know When all you know is to lie? Another truth to expose Freedom will capture their eyes. We find this truth. We fight. You lose. Your time’s up now. That’s enough now. Shut up, Get out. Truth called you out.
I don’t want to doubt this anymore. I just want to live in every moment with you.
if he starts saying good sport i might lose it
dontworry-lifegoeson: everyone should just be upfront about how they feel
congrats you have the worst arguments for things good job
It’s written down some where, it’s got to be You’re high above me flyin’ wild and free Oh but someday lady you’ll accomp’ny me Someday lady you’ll accomp’ny me