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Impressed

So yesterday I played with one of the guys on the men’s golf team at school. Most of them are kinda dicks, especailly when a GIRL wants to play with them, so I wasn’t sure how playing with him was going to go. I thought it was going to be something like this

But it wasn’t. He was acutally really cool. He kept his cool the entire time he was playing. Like there was no club throwing, swearing, getting mad, hitting anything, nothing he just PLAYED golf. I was amazed.

I have played golf competitively for almost 10 years and I have seen boys throw, kick, hit, and break clubs in the middle of tournaments. There has beene ONE time that I broke a club while playing. I snapped the head of my 5 iron off, needless to say that never happened again.

So while most guys that are on the mens team would have been like this

He was like this

It was actually a very refreshing experience haha. I’m glad to know that there is at least one guy out there that doesn’t result to attacking their stuff just because they didn’t make a putt. Hopefully I will get to play with him again. One of the better experiences I’ve had this year on the golf course.

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Cheating

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. 
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" 
"None. I had a perfect marriage." 
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" 
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy. 
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" 
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy. 
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford." 
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying. 
"What’s wrong?" 
"I just saw my wife." 
"So?" 
"She was riding a skateboard."

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reblog this if you were a 90’s kid

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.

AAAAAAAAAAAH Real Monsters

You’ve ever ended a sentence with “PSCHE!”

You just cnat resist finishing this “Iiiiiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised…”

You remember TGIF on ABC, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs and Boy Meets World.

You remember when 2Pac and Selena died

You remember when it was actually worth it to get up on saturday to watch cartoons

You remember reading Goosebumps

You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school

You remember the craze and then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books

You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…not….

you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record “your FAVORITE song of all time”

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Captain Planet. He’s a Hero.

You remember when Super Nintendo’s and Sega games became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never did anything funny…

You remember watching Home Alone 1,2, and 3 and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders”

You remember watching Wishbone, The Magic School Bus, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You were “grown up” when you turned 7 because you could watch Are You Afraid of the Dark

Where’s Waldo books

Mortal Kombat was “Da Bomb”

You remember eating warheads

You remember watching the first Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies

You remember when POGS were the coolest things ever

You remember drinking Frutopia and Surge

If you remember when everything was “da Bobmb”

when they made the new lunchables so you could make pizza and tacos 

writing MASH notes

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “saved by the bell”

you havent always had a computer and you lived without the internet

You watched the original Rugrats cartoons, Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles

All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand

Growing Pains

Carebears and Gummy Bears show

Gak was the coolest thing invented 

Lambchops song never ended

You collected all the trolls dolls

the old dollar bills

you owned a portable tape player, and know what a Walkman is

You know the Macarena by heart

"talk to the hand"

You always said “then why dont you marry it”

You know the significance of the number 23

And you went to McD’s to play in the playplace.

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