Posts tagged funny
Posts tagged funny
Durpuragtory no. I’m talking about a kid in my vis com class. He’s fine dude. So fine. Like jesus christ.
So yesterday I played with one of the guys on the men’s golf team at school. Most of them are kinda dicks, especailly when a GIRL wants to play with them, so I wasn’t sure how playing with him was going to go. I thought it was going to be something like this
But it wasn’t. He was acutally really cool. He kept his cool the entire time he was playing. Like there was no club throwing, swearing, getting mad, hitting anything, nothing he just PLAYED golf. I was amazed.
I have played golf competitively for almost 10 years and I have seen boys throw, kick, hit, and break clubs in the middle of tournaments. There has beene ONE time that I broke a club while playing. I snapped the head of my 5 iron off, needless to say that never happened again.
So while most guys that are on the mens team would have been like this
He was like this
It was actually a very refreshing experience haha. I’m glad to know that there is at least one guy out there that doesn’t result to attacking their stuff just because they didn’t make a putt. Hopefully I will get to play with him again. One of the better experiences I’ve had this year on the golf course.
pronounced is spelled wrong but thats what ever lol
Taylor says “thats fucking awesome” thats why shes my favorite…that and she lets me play guitar and rant about certain people hahahaha
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“None. I had a perfect marriage.”
“Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.
“Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy.
“Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.”
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
“I just saw my wife.”
“She was riding a skateboard.”
hahaha its true! but for real this is the best thing that has ever happened to me. this game has brought me more happiness, experiences, and friends than anything i could have ever asked for. i will cherish those memories for ever and i know there are more still to come!
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.
AAAAAAAAAAAH Real Monsters
You’ve ever ended a sentence with “PSCHE!”
You just cnat resist finishing this “Iiiiiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised…”
You remember TGIF on ABC, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs and Boy Meets World.
You remember when 2Pac and Selena died
You remember when it was actually worth it to get up on saturday to watch cartoons
You remember reading Goosebumps
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school
You remember the craze and then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books
You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…not….
you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record “your FAVORITE song of all time”
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Captain Planet. He’s a Hero.
You remember when Super Nintendo’s and Sega games became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never did anything funny…
You remember watching Home Alone 1,2, and 3 and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders”
You remember watching Wishbone, The Magic School Bus, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You were “grown up” when you turned 7 because you could watch Are You Afraid of the Dark
Where’s Waldo books
Mortal Kombat was “Da Bomb”
You remember eating warheads
You remember watching the first Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies
You remember when POGS were the coolest things ever
You remember drinking Frutopia and Surge
If you remember when everything was “da Bobmb”
when they made the new lunchables so you could make pizza and tacos
writing MASH notes
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “saved by the bell”
you havent always had a computer and you lived without the internet
You watched the original Rugrats cartoons, Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles
All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand
Carebears and Gummy Bears show
Gak was the coolest thing invented
Lambchops song never ended
You collected all the trolls dolls
the old dollar bills
you owned a portable tape player, and know what a Walkman is
You know the Macarena by heart
“talk to the hand”
You always said “then why dont you marry it”
You know the significance of the number 23
And you went to McD’s to play in the playplace.